Hello MOM!

If you’re reading this, it’s because I sent you the link!  This is because of YOU! and it’s from your inspiration that we’re making this stuff for anyone who wants it!

You made us drink it and we cringed.  The guest room reeked of vinegar and the fridge was too jammed with booch bottles for nary a grape to squeeze in.  Pete called it “F-A-R-TEA,” I called it “GNAR-TEA” and Susie called it “KOM-BOOTER” but somewhere along the line I realized that stinky stuff was the reason I was always feeling so good.

Anyway, not to seem all sentimental but I love you and thanks for the shrooms.

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Home brewing kombucha tea in Brooklyn for the masses.

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2 comments on “Hello MOM!
  1. kiki woodenleg says:

    Do you draw flavor inspiration from direct sexual encounters with the foliage of native plants?

    There are a couple of sunflowers that could testify to the fact…

    • mombucha says:

      KIKI! No flowers were molested during the making of or the inspiration leading up to the myriad flavors of Mombucha. Though Mombucha as an aphrodisiac is showing promising results in it’s preliminary tests.

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