Hello MOM!

If you’re reading this, it’s because I sent you the link!ย  This is because of YOU! and it’s from your inspiration that we’re making this stuff for anyone who wants it!

You made us drink it and we cringed.ย  The guest room reeked of vinegar and the fridge was too jammed with booch bottles for nary a grape to squeeze in.ย  Pete called it “F-A-R-TEA,” I called it “GNAR-TEA” and Susie called it “KOM-BOOTER” but somewhere along the line I realized that stinky stuff was the reason I was always feeling so good.

Anyway, not to seem all sentimental but I love you and thanks for the shrooms.